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Yandomo Tokai no Ryōsō, Jōshinritsu!
I don't have any particular complaints about you two.
I think you two are well-organized in Tokai.
You don't have a nose, do you?
What?
It's not like you don't have a nose, but...
How should I put it? You don't look like you're from Tokai.
I don't look like I'm from Tokai...
You're too pretty.
Yeah, I guess you could say that.
Besides, today's project is also very simple, so...
I feel like I'm just NHK.
Oh, really?
Should we put in Tetsuya?
Oh, there's dirtiness, after all.
You're the kind of person who makes the screen look dirty just right.
You really haven't changed at all.
Oh, you're from Tokai now.
By the way, this time, Tetsuya...
This song is that song, right?
Yeah, that song.
Basically, you can't talk.
You're right.
You can't talk?
I mean, my position hasn't changed much.
Why did you come?
My nose?
My appearance?
Well, you know...
We're talking to each other.
Tetsuya doesn't know the answer anymore, right?
Well, yeah.
I just touched him.
So, I can talk to Tetsuya.
That's why we're doing this song today.
But the Internet...
It's full of lies!
It's really...
What?
Is that so, Sensei?
What?
The Internet is...
If you look it up, you'll find the answer.
It's a very useful thing.
That's right, but...
It's a story of lies mixed in there.
No, it's not!
It's not like you can buy it with that kind of proper text.
Wikipedia is life.
If you have Wikipedia, you can look up anything.
If you quote anything from Wikipedia in your college report, you'll be criticized.
Anyone can edit it.
It's not as expensive as books or books written by experts.
But it's usually true.
Recently, it's been terrible.
Twitter... No, QX...
Oh, I made a mistake. It's not QX.
Who are you talking about?
Qtwitterx or something like that.
It's like...
Something that someone said but I don't know...
It's a little bit of a buzz.
In return for that...
Oh, but it's not like that.
It's not like that.
Something like that.
But now...
If you expose it to social media, it's already...
It's...
It's correct.
Famous people will lose money.
There's a lot of things like that.
Once it's correct, it'll spread.
That's right.
If you say that loss, it's ridiculous.
We don't know when we're going to be hit.
There are times when we're really hit.
Is there?
There is.
Lies are lies.
It's difficult for people who can't see it to use the Internet.
There's a saying like that.
It's difficult.
So, today, we're going to...
We're not going to tell you, we're going to...
We're going to...
See if you can see "lies are lies."
We're going to check it out.
Oh!
I think we can do it.
Honestly...
Tetsuya-san, please say "die."
Die!
There's nothing for me to do.
Tetsuya-san, there's nothing for you to do.
Um...
Do you want me to use that word?
Well...
You can use it.
Oh, it's painful.
Three, four and one.
Four and three, four and one.
It's different.
Are you using it for profit now?
What?
It's true.
Yes.
Let's do it.
Yes.
If you can't see the lies that are spreading on the Internet these days, you should retire from the Internet today!
Good luck!
Good luck with the title role!
There are things that only take time, but it's amazing.
If you don't participate, you won't look like a fool like this.
Well, to put it simply, it's a quiz.
I'll give you four quizzes.
Three of them are lies.
Well, this time, I, Yumemaru, and Tetsuya have been thinking about lies one by one.
As a lie, there is one true news left.
Well, there was the word "true news" now, but there is an interesting media on the Internet.
Have you heard of "true news" newspaper?
Yes, yes, yes.
There is a media that only broadcasts really plausible lies.
I think it's very funny, and I'd like you to refer to it when you make a question this time, so I'd like you to draw it so that it doesn't deceive you.
It's just a quiz project.
Is the real one really true?
The real one is really true.
But this is on the Internet, so I don't know if it's true or not.
I'm not sure who's drawing it on the Internet.
Rather, I'm worried about whether the lie news we made is true or not.
It's expected.
Expected?
Big news.
Oh, but that's the pattern.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's dangerous to say recently.
Is it dangerous?
It's not yet my turn.
I don't have anything like that.
I'll say it first.
But it's really a pop quiz record.
It's not a penalty game, but there are four penalties in total.
Two of you?
You're in it, too.
Why are you in it?
How can I be in it?
Let's have fun, video.
How can I be in a battle?
As much as you made a mistake, you'll have a drink with us tonight.
You'll have a drink with us in this deep sea.
I didn't know that.
And...
You're trying to catch up with the times, but you're drinking in a great way.
There will be a dinner party in this deep sea tonight.
But you'll have a drink with us in a different way than you usually do.
You're so friendly.
You don't get drunk, do you?
I do it to show my friendliness.
Let's move on to the examples!
Okay! Let's move on to the examples!
I'll read four of them.
Okay. I'll read four of them.
Sleeping on the sofa
"Sleeping on the sofa" "Sleeping on the TV"
Sleeping on the bed
Ooh...
That's a good one.
I see.
Sounds like "bed"
Era of the work
Relationship, church, all nine of them
Criteria, problems, abolishment
Oh!
Hmm...
Huh?!
Criteria, problems, abolishment...
3. If you hit your wife with a banana peel, you're 59 years old and you're under arrest for assault.
4. From "figuration" to "creation", "idol" and "name change" are becoming more popular.
"Idol" means "creation", but "creation" means "religion".
Some people don't like it, so they don't like it.
It's too late.
Is it really one?
It's only one.
I feel like it's all.
I don't care if it's all true or not.
But it's expensive.
It's the biggest.
It's a difficult problem.
5. Abolishment
I'm interested in abolition.
Abolishment of cars, alcohol, young people going away from various things for no money...
I don't think we need a TV because we can watch it on our smartphones.
And I wonder if there is a frame part under the bed.
If you go to Nitori now, you can buy a thin mattress and warm it up.
I think that's enough.
So-called "beds" are increasing in number of people who don't buy them.
I can't let you hurt me.
It's a river, isn't it?
It's a time of battle.
It's not an abolition, it's an action.
If the victim side says so...
It's like "suba" and "abolition"
Why don't you just participate in this?
This is the only problem I have, so it's an example.
Tetsuya didn't make it.
Tetsuya, you can just participate in this.
There is only one article about it.
Let's go.
What should we do?
It's a cold case, isn't it?
It's a cold case.
It's a cold case, so...
Don't be fooled, Yuminosuke.
It's a cold case, so...
It costs me a lot of money to retire.
Let's go.
Please say the number of the real news.
One, two, three...
Is it kanji?
I see.
What do you think, Tetsuya-san?
Actually, I think it's a crime if I say whether it's a crime or not strictly.
I think there is such a thing in this world.
Then, I will tell you the number of the real news.
The real news is...
Number three, a banana peel!
Oh, there is!
Did he hit his wife with a banana peel?
If you're a couple, you must have that much violence, right?
Arrested husband
What is it?
There is!
Wow, it's a good comment!
I'm hungry.
For some reason, it's Kansai dialect.
The husband, who was drinking alcohol,
tried to complain about his neighbor's car being parked at home,
but his wife stopped him and
made him angry.
What is that?
I don't know what you're talking about, but how do you live your life?
Hahaha!
So, here's the real thing!
Yes!
Now, Toshiro-san has been deceived by the gas news.
That's right!
Number one!
Recorder...
Next year, change your name to a self-planned one.
There seems to be!
Number two!
Once every 222 years,
mass production of cicadas begins.
Scary!
One in a million!
That's too scary!
Number three!
In 2036, the Spanish gorilla
was adopted as an official animal of Togyu.
That's right!
Seriously!
It's really funny!
I really want to see it!
But there are many ways of using it!
There are many ways of using it!
4. If you put cardboard juice on your scalp, it will prevent hair loss.
No way!
That's too much!
Okay, Yonatake, please answer!
A book and three people.
That's right!
Can I ask you for information?
Of course!
Recorder...
Is there such a system?
What is it?
Is it like stretching or not?
We are actually managers.
What?
We are managers.
I see.
1 trillion is deep.
1 trillion is crazy!
Isn't it too much?
Well, this year...
It's coming!
But last month it was crying.
It's been in the ground for a long time.
It comes out of nowhere and dies right away.
It depends on how many years it has been in the ground.
This year, it comes out once every 17 years.
It comes out once every 13 years.
It overlaps!
It's been in the ground for a long time!
Who can count it in the ground?
Okay!
Okay, please answer!
One, two...
1 trillion!
Isn't it too much?
1 trillion is crazy!
It's dangerous!
You will know it's dangerous later!
What?
It's dangerous!
It's been in the ground for 35 years!
It's dangerous!
You can't count it in the ground!
At least, we are excluding both sides.
We are happy if you exclude both sides.
There is a right to make fun of it.
I see.
It's important who says it when you exclude it.
It's important.
The answer is...
No. 2! Cicada repellent!
No way!
It can't be!
How do you know?
Who published it?
There's a lot of news about it.
I knew about it.
Really?
It's not about Japan.
I'm sure of it.
It's about America.
It's been 221 years.
In America,
earplugs are popular as a countermeasure against cicadas.
You're right.
That's a good idea.
Let's go and buy it!
Who came up with the idea of earplugs?
It's me!
You're very straightforward.
I was wondering if I could do it.
But I was tricked.
I don't know about it.
But you're very good at it.
By the way, in 1936,
the Olympic Games were not held in Spain.
I didn't think about it.
Who is the second generation of cardboard?
It's me!
It can't be!
I haven't thought about it yet.
What should I do?
It's a cardboard drawer.
It's humiliating.
It's me and Rikoda.
The first one is correct!
Are you retiring?
You're fast.
The first one is correct!
But you don't know anything wrong.
Cheers!
Question number two!
Question number one!
Summer's air conditioner problem. It turns out that setting it at 18 degrees Celsius is cooler.
That's bad.
That's a shock, if it's true.
That's too much.
Question number two!
WMO announced that Turkey is the country with the most delicious looking clouds.
Shut up, shut up, shut up.
You guys are too funny.
Clouds are clouds?
Clouds, yes, clouds in the sky.
Aren't they fluffy?
Question number three!
A real, increased plant garden is born.
It's about to end.
Question number four!
A plan to triple Imraya and Azuki bars is underway.
That's too much.
Right?
What does 18 degrees Celsius mean?
What does it mean?
Well, it seems like 18 degrees Celsius is cooler than 18 degrees Celsius.
To make it the same coolness, when it comes to power consumption, heat is more expensive.
So, for example, I don't know the specific number.
But I'd like it to be 24 degrees Celsius.
So, it seems like heat is more energy efficient than 18 degrees Celsius.
Also, it seems like the clouds are delicious.
This is bad.
WMO is called the World Meteorological Organization.
So, there is a country that is affiliated with WMO.
So, among the data of the countries that are studying clouds,
we took a survey about which country has the most delicious looking clouds and found that it's Turkey.
Is there a country like that in America?
Increased plant garden.
Increased plant garden seems like a lot of places.
It seems like a lot of places.
It seems like a lot of places, but it doesn't seem like it's being made.
This is Japan.
Japan?!
Is there such a country?
It's Ibaraki.
Well, I guess there is.
It's cost-effective, that plant garden.
But if it's increased, it won't be affected by the weather anymore.
It seems like it's something you can enjoy as a tourist attraction.
Azuki Bar.
Azuki Bar is...
There is a collaboration partner who makes Azuki Bar with Chogokin.
A company that makes Chogokin.
Is that their 50th anniversary?
It seems like Azuki Bar was chosen because it's like a special project where you can make anything Chogokin interesting.
Chogokin?
I'm surprised.
Chogokin?
What does that mean?
Chogokin?
Wait, wait, wait.
Let me say it again.
Okay, number one...
Farming at 18 degrees.
Number two...
The country that has the most delicious clouds, Turkey.
Number three...
Increased plant garden.
Number four...
Azuki Bar.
Chogokin.
They all seem like the truth.
One, two...
Three!
Wow, Azuki Bar.
Shimizu-san chose plant garden.
I see.
Do you want to go?
I don't want to go.
When we meet.
I don't want to go.
I'm curious.
I like it because you don't spit it out.
Number four...
Romano Alto.
It seems like it.
They make a lot of fruits.
It seems like it.
It's like a bamboo shoot village.
I'll announce the answer.
Okay.
Number one...
Number four!
Alright! This is hot! This is good!
Nice!
Are you making it with super money?
We're making it with super money.
Well, we haven't decided yet.
Oh, I see.
As one of the collaboration products celebrating the 50th anniversary of super money's birth,
Bandai Spirits is in the middle of a collaboration.
We're buying it as we get older, right?
Huh? Didn't you say that?
Didn't you say that?
It's super popular!
Didn't you say that?
Everyone, don't forget about this.
If it comes out, it's a hit.
Please send us this.
It's not a song.
It's true.
Yeah, yeah.
Don't let it go.
Who came up with it?
It was me.
Ah...
D.Va's idea was suspicious.
Didn't you do it one or two times too much?
Isn't it ice?
Toroco, Toroco, yes.
It's ice Toroco.
No, it's not ice!
It's not ice!
Um...
It looks good, but...
It seems like there's a lot of secular parts.
It seems like there's a lot of it and it's fluffy.
Oh, in that sense...
Do you have it?
Oh, that's true.
That's true.
No, I'm just playing with the air conditioner.
What's the lowest temperature with heating?
Does this make sense?
No, it's a good realization.
Everyone thinks a little.
Who uses it?
If it's heating, does it raise the temperature?
No, it's not.
Even if you use 18 degrees heating at 20 degrees, it will be 18 degrees and it will be fine.
Oh, I see.
If you know something about it, don't say it.
I made a mistake again.
It's difficult.
I didn't know about the second one.
I didn't know about it.
Question number three!
Question number one!
Music is too early or too late, Chichen Quinoa is banned from being released.
What the hell is that?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Chichen Quinoa...
You know Chichen Quinoa is good, don't you?
Chichen?
Question number two!
It's finally closed.
The production of earphones jack accessories in Japan is over.
I think it's possible.
The production of earphones jack accessories in Japan is over.
I think it's tough.
I don't think it's over.
Question number three!
If you know the name of a Japanese company and continue it for 3.8 million times, AI will reproduce it.
That's funny.
I don't think there are many AI shops.
Question number four!
Is it banned from leaving the movie theater?
Even if you touch your smartphone while watching a movie, you can watch a movie theater.
I think there is.
Chichen Quinoa is not good.
I think it's the worst.
Chichen Quinoa is not good for the people.
Music is not good if it's too early or too late.
The Minister of Culture said that music and dance of Chichen Quinoa should be created according to Chichen's heart and rhythm.
The Minister of Culture said that.
The tempo should be between 80 and 116 BPM for one minute.
It's just right.
Question number two!
The production of earphones jack accessories in Japan is over.
This is an earphone jack.
It's been around for a long time.
It's been abolished now.
You don't have it on your iPhone, do you?
I don't have it on my iPhone.
What is the company name?
I don't know why it's been investigated like this.
By January 2024, the most end letters are "e".
It's the least beginning "n".
By arranging the order, we calculated which "e" would last the longest and it was 3.8 million.
I don't know.
I wonder if this is the real one.
Is it "e"?
Yes, it's the real "e".
Here we go.
One, two...
Three!
"a" and "i".
Is it "a" and "i"?
Isn't it "i" and "l"?
I feel like it's solid.
Chachan, you're in trouble.
What is it?
Chachan, it's "e".
I'll eat it.
Are you okay?
You attacked me.
Can I hold it?
No, you can't.
You might not be able to board the plane.
It's "a", isn't it?
Here we go.
The real "e".
No. 1, Chechen Republic!
Welcome!
You're lying!
There's no way it's Chechen Republic!
It's Chechen Republic!
It was founded in 1993.
It's the same year as Chechen Republic.
As I said,
you can't say "pop" or "techno".
Really?
That's amazing.
Chechen had a heart of gold.
By the way,
I'm "gearphone jack".
I see.
And you are...
Hi!
I'm so happy!
I feel like I'm being fooled.
Are you good at fooling people?
I'm good at fooling people.
I might post it on the Internet.
No. 4 is "e".
It's Chechen Republic.
If you think about it,
there are people who shoot movies.
That's right.
If there's a pirate version,
there's no way it's Chechen Republic.
If you notice it, you're wrong.
So, you two are correct!
I can't get it right at all!
Good luck!
Is it the second or the third question?
Why did you drink it earlier?
I'd like to introduce the next one.
The first question!
Yes!
Question one!
The phenomenon that does not sweeten even if you wake up in different places in Shibuya.
Is it the effect of warming?
It looks like it.
Do you think about it in your sleep?
I'm curious.
Is there such a thing?
This is definitely there.
It's decided for me.
Question two!
A matching app for new coronavirus uninfected people.
"Uninfected Couple".
The number of couples has exceeded 300.
It looks like it.
Wow!
It looks like it.
Question three!
Ancient creature "anomalocaris".
It is said that it discovered itself at the bottom of the Mariana Strait.
Question four!
When you have a sore throat, human exercise ability increases by 1.08.
It's amazing, isn't it?
It looks like it.
1.08 is quite strong.
It looks like it.
Do you want me to start with number one?
Yes.
Number one has a voice that says it.
There is a voice of a foreign farmer.
But other farmers say like this.
I don't know why, but it's because of warming.
It seems like they say like that.
No, no, no, no.
I heard it in the news after I looked it up properly.
It's a hate news.
It's number two.
It's a matching app called "Uninfected Couple".
It seems like only people who have not been vaccinated have written it.
The values are similar.
I think it's good.
It started in February 2022.
Let's leave it as a comment.
It's hard to comment.
It's hard to make up a lie.
If you think about it in a big way, it's like a different way of thinking.
There is an app that binds you like that.
I see.
It's number three "Anomalocaris".
"Anomalocaris" is like this.
It's like a leaf.
It's cool.
It's like this.
It's quite unique, isn't it?
There is no reason for it to remain.
It was like a fossil even if it was left as it is.
The Mariana Trench was a very deep place.
So it was in good condition.
It's not confirmed yet, but it's said to be so.
That means it's really atmospheric heat.
It's hot!
And number four is that you're catching a cold.
To fix it for the body, it automatically improves the circulation of oxygen.
And since the body temperature rises, the blood flow to the muscles and the circulation of oxygen become active.
Data-based cardiac power is easier to come out.
I think there are people like that.
There is only one easy question.
It's difficult!
You have to get it right at least once.
I'm going to take this off for the first time.
I'm going to take off my helmet and go to a hair salon.
I'm going to say, "Oh, my God, is that so?"
I'm going to say, "What?"
Please answer the correct number.
One, two...
Four!
It's a romance.
I can't believe it's four.
However, it doesn't seem like it can be doping.
Is it the activation of cells including romance?
Maybe the key point is coming back.
Certainly.
If you say so, four will be exciting.
The answer is...
Yes, please.
Please.
Number two!
Already!
This is already.
It's two!
Hey!
You can't think of such a lie, can you?
Because it's hard to touch calmly.
Well, if you think about it a lot.
It's not hard to touch calmly.
Oh!
It's a lie!
You're good at lying.
I don't take it off.
I think it's okay.
The first one is me.
The fluffy one.
I tried it for the first time.
Number three!
You know that one, don't you?
It's me.
There's no way it's not me.
I know!
This tension is highly likely.
It's you!
I enjoyed it again!
What do you think of me?
You're good at lying!
It's not like that!
It's two!
I'm embarrassed to say it's the last one.
I'm really embarrassed.
I should have believed in myself.
We're all wrong.
Yeah, we're wrong.
We're wrong.
I'm sorry.
Let's have a toast.
Before that...
It's rare for me to drink more than twice as much as you do.
Why do you drink so much?
I'm sorry about that.
Next one is...
Number four!
(sigh)
- That was a good question! - Thank you.
I lost.
So, we've done four questions, but...
- Don't you think your grades are bad this time? - Yeah, it was hard.
It's really hard and you're good at it!
Well, you two might be easy to fool on the Internet.
You might be fooled by people like Tetsuya.
Why are you saying that?
It's not healthy if you don't watch it.
- Yeah, you're right. - On the contrary.
- Either you don't watch it at all... - Or you don't touch it, right?
- Yeah. - Tetsuya would touch it a lot.
- I did. - Yeah, I knew it.
So, if you don't watch any bad news on the Internet...
Or if you think it's true, you might want to check the facts.
- Bye! - Bye!